Jeremiah was a wise man. He had read many books, and traveled many miles. Jeremiah could ride a horse bareback, could throw a football 70 yards, lifted great weights, tamed wild animals, spoke to the rivers, swam the English Channel, ate chicken heart, and pounded a wide variety of ass until old age. He is survived by 25 children, 217 grandchildren, 3 cats, 7 half-human half-animal hybrids, 4 inbred special children, and 13 fine pieces of 70's ass.
Jeremiah truly lived a lifetime of Great Moments in Beard.
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