The BSD Approves: Installment 6

Hot ass shit. BSD needs to be rockin' this style when I'm rolling with my gypsy babies. The BSD will be cutting up some tees, exposing his rock hard arm candy, enticing women of all persuasions to come get a little piece. Approved.

Approved.

The BSD took this car to a club last night. He stepped out into the lightning strikes of the paps, the thunder of their collective snapping away drowning out the noise of its masculine growl, Downtown Ice Queen Girlfriend (heretofor referred to as DIQG) covering her eyes, grabbing his exposed arm, clutching tightly and upon the initial brush of skin-to-skin, found herself falling victim yet again to the endless, tireless charm comprised of the BSD's unapologetic good looks, rock-hard biceps, rippling abdominals, musky scent, and reckless sprezzatura. Approved.

Clearly, my focus here is the pocket square and the pants. Epicly done. Epicly later'd. Approved. Bonus points for the green bow tie.

Drink this in: BSD, riding Beardedly towards Montauk, passing the polo grounds, hair flowing behind, lusty lady draped over her lover like darkness over the night, sliding her hands emphatically toward The Gift. They arrive in Montauk, book a room at a cheap motel, and proceed to engage in the most passionate coitus since 9 1/2 Weeks. Approved.

If you haven't seen "Just Keep Fucking That Chicken", watch the clip below and enjoy.

Keef. Rockin the nose candy. Work. Approved. Bonus points for the gypsy Native American blanket.

Double Approved.

All about this chick right now. Getting dirty. I'd say she was almost becoming a hippie chick, but hippie chicks would never, ever, ever ever do work on their cars. She's got gloves, a helmet, and boots on- all the attributes that the BSD lists on his concert rider for post-show groupie love. Approved.

Rock formations. Approved.

The BSD is unsure if this is DIQG, but hopes that it is. Because DIQG has been a naughty girl. And the BSD Approves.

Approved.

Hearting chaos? Approved. The number 21 Lewisham bus that used to take the BSD from Bank to London Bridge and dropped the BSD off at the agency? Double Approved.

The Champagne of Beers. You know it.

It's late. The BSD needs to meet DIQG and make the magic happen. In the immortal words of the 69 Boyz, "Let Me Ride That Donkey".

Below, I've highlighted a few of my favorite pearls from this classic.

Gimme that donkey butt and them big ole legs,
I ain't too hard to beg.
Ain't no shame in this game.
I'm gonna break it down and beg like Jane. [Who the hell is Jane? I think whoever posted this misquoted the 69 Boyz. I believe he's saying "James" as in "James Brown", whose "Please!!" was popular in the 1960s. The BSD knows.]
Please..please..please
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Please..please..please.

Bend on over and get buck wild
Let me do that donkey Jordan-style
Grip them hips and balls the ride
Now do the bride
Rock it, pop it, don't stop it. I wanna knock it
Open up and let me come inside
Take me on a donkey ride
Wanna make that body jerk
Ain't no time to play, just do it at work
Cuz im a bizness man, taking care of bizness
Can I get a witness (yeah)
So come on over you little devil
Let me take it to another level
We're gonna get sick like Bushwick
Cause I need a donkey quick
So let me ride that donkey all the way down
I got ya making them freaky sounds
Gonna jump the freak and I'm up and rhymed
I dont need a long relationship
Just hit it quit and dip.

Just gimme that donkey butt and them big ole legs
I ain't too hard to beg
Ain't no shame in this game
I'm gonna break it down and beg like Jane
Please..please..please
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Let me ride that donkey donkey (yeah)
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
Please..please..please

I've been watching you on the floor
The way you moved made me want you more
I like the way you strut
Shaking that big ole donkey butt
Id do anything for it, what
Cause I'm about to heel and steal a feel
That big ole' butt make a preacher wanna kill
For real though
Cause you go girl, I wanna rock your world
Get down the curves
Your curves got me prayin'
The way your kickin' them thangs
I wanna lay low, long, hard, and late [Note the Oxford comma in this line. The 69 Boyz are clearly masters of the English language and probably have written a substantial amount of iambic pentameter]
Please I've been bringing them down ever since
I'm about the size of the French
SSE I know how to satisfy ya
Give me the goods that money can't buy ya
If I ever wanna try ya
So give me that funky, chunky, dunky
Wind it, grind it I dont mind it
Of st. louis im the finest
Back that butt up and make a beat
And im gonna ride that donkey to sleep

So gimme that donkey but and them big ole legs
I ain't to hard to beg
Ain't no shame in this game
I'm gonna break it down and beg like jane
Please..please..please
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Let me ride that donkey donkey (yeah)
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Let me ride that donkey donkey(yeah)
Please..please..please

Ride that donkey like crazy
Break it down and wind it in late
The way you work to freak-a-me
So smile like your having fun
Now show them freaks how it supposed to be
Break it down now side to side
Take me on that donkey ride
Let me show you all how to get buck wild
I'm doin that donkey Georgia style
I'm humpin it while your pumping it
I got ya on the run
I'm doin real good freak
Like its supposed to be done
So put a smile on your face. Yeah

Happy Friday.