The BSD Approves: Installment 3

Shit Faced Mondays? Approved. Canceling it? NOT Approved.

Great Moments in Beard. Approved.

Serge. Approved.

Dollar Dollar Bills Y'all! Approved.

Alice's haircut? Approved.

Morning cups of coffee. Approved. Natasha wearing very little clothing on my rooftop? Double approved.

Balmain Homme. Approved.

Odette Yustman. Approved. (Note: If you are reading this Odette Yustman, you are welcome to come over to my houseboat any time. I have candy, ice cream, a pool table, a large, comfortable bed, copious amounts of boxed wine, Gin, and ample time to mutt that booty. Just sayin'.)

This guy's car's paint job- Approved. Bonus points for the shorts.

Olivier, doing anything, but especially doling out drinks to the bitches. Approved.

Balloons! Approved.

Approved.

Glitter Beard. Approved.

Bardot. Approved.

The 21st Amendment. Approved.

Making out with your pets/other people's pets. NOT approved.

Cats serenading the moon with keyboards. Approved.

Your car breaking down whilst you are wearing "spray-me-downs"? Approved. And the BSD will be there to help you momentarily. Like AAA, only a lot sexier.

Michael Jackson being alive today and looking like this? Approved. Bonus points for the jheri curl juice. Extra bonus points go to the BSD for knowing how to correctly spell "jheri", named for the singer, Jheri Redding. Double approved.

Gin. The juice of the gods and full-time companion of the BSD. Approved.